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Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.
Why do cheerleaders always date jocks?
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jocks, waste their time thinking that they will someday be a professional footballer without actually bothering to try in games or anywhere off the school team.
they are big headed, arrogant and often chavy. they only hang around with other jocks and chavs. they pick on the younger years in school (such as year sevens and year eights). they tend to be year 10s or 11s and think they rule high school (middle school for USA) (wake up call they don't)! they walk around getting in peoples way and ignoring them, making it very difficult to get through the hall ways! they are often late for form as they have been hanging around on the school field not necessarily playing sport. they only date cheerleaders or plastics.
they wear chavy clothes or school colors and can be like the chavs violent.
music wise they tend to like pop music and rap and cannot imagine a time past 2005 producing any good music and therefor banishing good bands from there play lists from as early as the year 2000
jocks tend not to aspire to anything after high school and tend to work in a department store or more likely in the local corner shop because the small amount a physical talent they had was wasted with not enough practise and they were relying on that talent to get a good job so have not bothered with their school work so it would be better to just stay away from them!
teacher: who wants to aspire to anything in later life
*most put their hands up*
teacher: OK then, who does not know what aspire means
*jocks put their hands up and then go back to texting*
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Jocks are people who are at High School, who think that they are better and superior than everyone. They tend to only have about 10 friends, which are on the same sports team as them. And they walk around in groups trying to find people who are different to them, and give them insults or beat them up. And they are complete assholes if you try to talk to them.
normal guy: Hey Matt, how do you manage to do that kick?
Matt Jock: Why the fuck should I tell you? go find some friends you little twat. Your crap at sport.
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stupid athletes who happen to be assholes and go absolutely nowhere in life.
Whoa, it's a dumb jock(suprise!)
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A complete douchebag. the guy that shot dimebag darrell was one, thats what happens when jocks get ahold of good music they misinterpret it.
that jock is waste of dna, gatorade should make you sterile.
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A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.
The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.
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Young... males?(debatable) who believe that their sport is godly and better then any other sport, and that there is no point to life other then to play that sport.
Me: Dude, do you wanna go paintballing with us saterday?
Jock: ...Urghh... *snort* Football!! warghH!!!
Me: ...Ok... nevermind then...
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