A famous bully in Hong Kong who calls people names and punches people whoever accidentally tend to pick their noses.
A: Who is your worst enemy?
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.
a germancguy that's really bad at fortnite and he thinks that he is really good
he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon
Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.
OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.
A term populary used by kids in Tromsø Norway. It basically means gettin all the girls.
N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.
"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"
Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"