the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass
me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
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Someone who is a hard worker, and usually will date someone with an A, M, or E name. He is usually very kind to everyone he meets and generally has a great attitude towards his friends. he is respectful and really nice to his peers. But overall, the M will take his heart
Girl 1: look at johnathan helping her!
Girl 2: how sweet!!
"Hey, what are you eating?"
"Its some Johnathan, want some?"
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Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.
Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.
A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.
"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"
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When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
n. A pretty cool dude. He kinda sold out and started getting repetitious, but was good in his prime. May come back. I dunno, I don't really care anymore. JD had an fresh style, with the Puma, Adidas, and Pony gear, and even fresher music. Maybe he can save himself from getting too stale.
John Davis was one ill white boy in the day, I think he could come back if he makes some new, fresh jams and quits selling his Scottish ass out. I believe in you JD, I don't give a shit if a bunch a whities think you suck ass, my boys got ur back
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