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Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
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One of the absolute best unknown artists out there. EDEN ftw
Person A: Omg have you heard about EDEN ?
Person B: OMG JONATHON NG<33
Bisexual Jonathon, or Jon for short is reserved, thoughtful, and kind. He has a odd personality and likes anime, weed, his family, and sex. In fact he is quite the sex addict and will turn everyone around him into a kinky bitch. He is tall, but not clumsy. His hands are very attractive.
“Bisexual Jonathon, did you hear me?” He replies; “No.” “yes” “what did you say” “I wasn’t thinking about anything”.
Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside his normal social groups. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends
Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself
Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’hare
Jonathan Byers a guy who sleeps with Steve Harrington’s girlfriends and takes picture of them while they are sleeping
Person1: I slept with someone’s girlfriend
Person2: you are such a Jonathan Byers
Jonathon Byers being defined
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When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles
The dirty jonathon banged my wife
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when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other
Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
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