KP

A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.

I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP

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kp

A short form of the term "okay". Pronounced "kape", because when you say "okay" really quickly, the "o" is skipped and the ending is cut short by the lips, resulting in the "-ape" sound.

Not unlike using the term "kay" as a substitute for "okay"

John: "I'll let you know when I'm done."
Chris: "kp"

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kp

An (unused) Korean internet domain. Even DPRK government websites are located in Japan or the US, because there is no such thing as an ISP in Kimjongilland. Hence, no websites.

Korea is really poor, that's why there are no websites on .kp.

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kp

Gave birth to the gayest person on the planet. Complete cock junkie. will kill for food. last seen in china and was mistaken for Godzilla. takes cock 24/7. If seen call animal control right away. sodimizes her son daily with dick shaped foods.

Oh shit its kp.
your such a kp.
your getting big. if you dont stop eating you could turn in a kp.

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KP

The easiest way of calling Kim Possible.

Oh no I gotta KP!

I'm in need of help! Some one KP!

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KP

A type of speaking related to retardation words include:
1) chate up = shut up
2) cain't = can't
3) nahger = nigger
etc.

Kid 1: Man Nick even talks like KP in his sleep!
Kid 2: I know that kyle is a silly bitch

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kp

a hyperactive hyeena

qwertyuiop

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