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obi wan kenobi

1. What you call someone who is trying to tell you what to. (Sarcasm)

2. What you call someone who knows more about something than you do and you hate to admit it.

#1:
A is watching the screen while B plays a game.
A: "Why are you way down here? You should go up THERE for a better shot."
B: "Thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi."

#2:
Frustrated computer user to geek: "Something screwed up again. Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!"

by Arokthis October 29, 2007

59๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sober-Wan Kenobi

When going out and partying, there will often be one person who is not drinking alcohol, for whatever reason this may be. This person may be referred to as the Sober-Wan Kenobi.

Michael: Basim, why aren't you drinking?

Basim: I just don't feel like it man..

Michael: Dude, your such a Sober-Wan Kenobi!

by KP91 May 8, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


obi wan kenobi

a better jedi than Qui-Gon Jin.

- "obi wan kenobi rulz".

by shai May 12, 2005

170๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


O.B. Gyn Kenobi

A fun way to say "Obstetrician Gynecologist".

JEFF: Sarah, when is your appointment with O.B. Gyn Kenobi?

SARAH: Monday at 9:30 am.

by Peter Buttram, Proctologist / Asstronut July 23, 2006

77๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Obi-wan Kenobi

Master of the highground.
Best Jedi to ever exist.
Achieved the rank of Jedi Master.
Part of the Jedi high council.
Lost everything, yet still remained in the light.
The master of Form III (Soresu) of lightsaber combat.

"Hello there." "General Kenobi!"
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
"Obi-wan Kenobi is a Jedi master unlike Anakin Skywalker."

by Sir Chicken Man September 16, 2020


Obi Wan Kenobi

THE ABSOLUTE WORST JEDI EVER, HE CUT OFF MY FUCKING LEGS THEN KILLS ME YEARS LATER

Obi Wan Kenobi is a piece of shit

by Darth Maul4629 September 16, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Obi-Juan Kenobi

The smartest Juan of them all! A combination of one of the greatest StarWars Jedi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and the most commonly used Mexican name, Juan. This person is probably really into StarWars, but isn't nerdy enough to go on and call themselves the actual StarWars name, and so they do things to it to make it seem more authentic and original. Another StarWarsMix name a Juan will use is Juan Solo, which mixes Han Solo's name with Juan.

Obi-Juan Kenobi: my favorite episode has always been episode V.

R-2Pac: beep boop.

Juan Solo: mine's IV.

Anniekin Skywalker: nerd :P

by jediknight_nito June 12, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž