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As someone who lives there, I think I can safely post this up...
Kentucky (KY) is a quaint little state which has only 8 electoral votes, its largest cities being Louisville and Lexington. It is a state chock full of Christian rednecks, but like all places, it has its good people and its bad people ... I just happen to live with most of the bad people...
I'm moving the HELL out of Kentucky once I'm out of college...
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The most backward, country assed redneck place in the history of the universe, followed closely by Indiana and West Virginia and Tuscaloosa, Alabammer.
My cousin is from Goathump Holler, Kentucky and he's rat purty. I bet he's got a least four teeth.
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A Midwestern state in the United States of America. It has a population of roughly 4 million people, with the largest city being Louisville (Pop. 690,000). The next is Lexington with well over 266,000; then Owensboro with a population of 54,000, and Bowling Green with 49,000 people.
Kentucky is a state with a lot of Southern flavor and culture. However, there is also quite a bit of Northern/Midwestern influence and transplanted culture as well. It is also one out of four "Commonwealths". Overall, Kentucky is a midwestern state with mixtures of North and South, consisting of a very rich history and strong agriculture, growing products like tobacco, corn, soybeans, and green beans, raising the world's finest horses, and brewing the most bourbon in the entire Nation.
The people in Kentucky are very friendly and fun-loving.
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A place where you’re more likely to die from a heroine overdose than support yourself on the state’s retirement system. A place where you think the education system couldn’t get any worse, but then it does. Kentucky is a place where the citizens stupidity is only overshadowed by their willingness to be losers for thei entire lives.
Kentucky is the worst fucking state in the entire known universe and is full of fucking losers that will never be anything more than the welfare recipients that they are.
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As a person living in Glasgow Kentucky for two years I think it's safe to say that Kentucky is full of hilljacks, rednecks, inbreeders, and various other human rodentia. Being from the north (I'll be damned if this is a Northern state) I have heard "Yankee" comments more than enough, and often hear the "n-word" as well (discrimination is the state hobby). That is not to say that it isn't a scenic state with some nice places (Louisville, Lexington, Cinci-Metro)but I don't count them as actually being part of Kentucky. Also, the State taxes in KY are more severe than any I have encountered due to the inability of the Kentucky legislature to balance a budget. Another interesting fact is that while their motto is 'Where education pays!', teachers are not allowed a writeoff on state taxes for classroom expenses. A much better motto would be 'Kentucky - Say there boy, hows about we go over yonder and fuck ourselves sum chikens?'
1.) Northerner: "Could I ask why you pulled me over, I didn't realize I was speeding."
Kentucky Trooper: "Boy you got a purdy mouth"
2.) Kentuckian: "Boy you Yankees sho thinks you is so smart. I betchee kaint tell which of these chickens is roosters and which is hens."
Northerner: Sorry, I can't understand a word your saying.
Kentuckian: "Dey all be hens stupid, I aint fuckin me no male chickens. Gidderdun!"
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Hot, the bomb, the shit, fire, fresh
"You see Josh's new t-shirt? That's shit's kentucky, son!"
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A place where people ACTUALLY wear shoes.
They have an education, and generally they dont speak with a heavy southern draw.
Surprise Surprise.
"Kentucky is cool and people like Disabled Dan have a Disabled brain, not body."
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