kermits

perhaps the most obscure piece of slang in Britain, translates to Prision via this thought process Kermit The Frog (from the Muppets) - Frog and Toad (rhyming slang) - road, meaning Down The Road, slang for being sent to prision. the term was used occationally by Only Fools And Horses character Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter, the series was written by John Sullivan, an authentic Londonor and a knowledge on slang.

'Sent Him Down The Kermits' 'Gone Down The Kermits'

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kermit

Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.

"I've just scored an henry of kermit"

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The Kermit

the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.

girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.

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kermit

Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.

"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."

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kermit

toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog

I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.

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kermitted

when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy

wow Nate, you are really kermitted to your bitch. Happy Kwanzaa

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kermit

A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.

Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"

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