kidz bop

A crappy youtube channel that does covers on overrated songs with swear words and make them child-appropriate and also worse. Kidz Bop Karen also became a famous meme on the internet, practically just 2 memes mixed together.

"Your window's open"
"They can't hear me because they're listening to kidz bop"

Kidz bop

A collection of kids with absolutely no vocal training at all that have a 3 note range that censor out everything. And there "music videos" are just them running around a playground.

If you don't believe me listen to their cover of we belong together by Mariah Carey

Not another Kidz Bop commercial please change it. Its horrible just to listen to it

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Kurtz Kidz

Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.

If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.

If you're lucky, maybe one of Kurtz Kidz will agree to sell you a Sonic Blue JagStang.

kidz bop

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.

Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.

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Kidz Bop

A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.

My therapist: Listen to the kidz bop album?
Me: go die.

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Scene Kidz

so, typically
these kids are like 14-21.
they take a load of photos,
have hair that is the shit.
they dye it a load of crazy-cool colours
and some use uber cute hair extensions
that are leopard print or coontails and stuff.
many have little obsessions with
hello kitty
dinosaurs
diamonds
and other little kiddii cuteness
almost all have myspace,
and have hundreds/thousands of friends
they have like there own little language
and use a load of cutesy
ganstaa or 80's/90's
words.
girls;
they wear a load of eyeliner
and mascara
they take pride in their appearence
some would say 'vanity'
there hair is teased/backcomed on the
top layer, and the bottom layer &/or
extensions are straight
;D
they wear tight jeans and ballet
flats, with bows in there hair
and leopard and zebra print are
pretty popular,
some wear vintage too
they can be a bit random,
and are usually really fun!
some are non-drinker/smokers
and are really against that sort of thing.

guys;
tight jeans,
possibly stolen from there little sister
xD
straight hair,
black?
often bi/gay
yeahh, like that?


scenesters are often interested in photography, and say they want to do something in there life.
they typically photoshop.

do not call them emo. they will be offended. they are often mistaken for emos

they live for there friends, and cannot live without there music, ipod, phone, computer,camera :D

scene kidz aim convo:;
scenegirl.x:
woahh, like ma new leopard hair?
sceneboyy.x:
that hair is the sex, ily!
scenegirl.x: ILYM!! xoxo seeyou@theshowtonite
sceneboyy.x:
yeahh, tis gonna be rad. new photos on myspace, commentss?? x
scenegirl.x: you know it, babs! xoxo

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Smash Kidz

The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.

"Yo im gonna SMAAASH kidz today"

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