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Kieran

Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.

Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude

by charlie6367 June 5, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kieran

Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.

Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude

by charlie6367 June 5, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


kieran

every girl's dream guy; kieran is the sweetest, sexiest, cheekiest guy you could ever meet, with a great sense of humour and the most amazing smile. He is always there for you no matter what, and you can talk to him all day and night and still not want to stop. He knows exactly what to say to cheer you up when you're down, and he somehow manages to stay down-to-earth and modest, even though he is absolutely perfect.

"Damn look at those abs, must be a kieran"

by Eta'sGirl October 30, 2012

289๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


kieran

a boy who's more then could be asked for in a boyfriend. I love him. Makes you feel like something tickley inside everytime you look at him. He's sexy and knows how to makes everything better :

Tries to be tough but is a cute little teddy bear inside : oh
and refuses to eat anything but take away.

kieran the squishie.

by azserendipity January 19, 2009

545๐Ÿ‘ 283๐Ÿ‘Ž


kieran

A name for a tech smart hot guy that is really funny because he always will make a really random remark but it will crack you up to the limit.

Girl 1: Heyy, you see that guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that's kieran.
Girl 1: He is so funny and awesome, I am like crazy for him.
Girl 2: Miigosh, You going to ask him out?
Girl 1: Definitely

by Hawtie2027 April 12, 2009

338๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kieran.

A person of epic proportions.
They feel sad some times but will always try to tend to other peoples' needs.
A Kieran can be funny, smart and the coolest d00d around.

Damn. That person is really funny and cool, I wonder if they are a Kieran.

They seem like a Kieran.

by BoopySpoopyDoopy July 3, 2016

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


kieran

Kieran is a dark haired, sporty guy who loves soccer. Some Kierans may have had fire accidents where they have become burnt but they are still an amazing person with a beautiful smile. Kieran's are easy to love and super fun to hang out with.

i want one of those Kierans

by iwantkieran April 29, 2013

25๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž