Knife

A knife is a sharp utensil that is used to eat and cut through things.

I had to use my knife to eat my steak.

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knifing

Noticing your partner is innocently falling asleep in the single spoon position from across the room, you run towards said partner and jump into the spooning position mid-air and forcefully inject yourself as the completing spoon in a manner stronger than <spooning>, yet you do not have an erection, so it is not <forking>, it is knifing.

Friend #1: "What are those bruses on your back?"
Friend #2: "Oh, those? Tim was knifing me last night. Nothing has turned me on more in my life."

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knifing

The process in which a male figure sticks tongue up a womens rectum, then swooshes it around to make her get a pleasuring feeling, In return, the women has to suck his penis (His fruit kabob)

Yo homie! Lets go grab a hooker and start knifing

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Knife

1. A sharp object used to perform many tasks such as cutting one's wrists, performing a castration on your bitchy old neighbors, and shanking.

Tom shanked Bill with my knife, Bill castrated Mike with Tom's knife, and Mike slit his wrists via Mike's knife.

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Knifed

Means you are being stabbed by a "Knife", really stupid word in real life, but in the game "Counter-Strike" it's totally O.K!

Phil: OMG! FUXXING N00B, KNIFED, PWNEED! :P :P :P
Max: That was just lucky, u came from behind! :P

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knife

Just like shotgun or pistol, it refers to a seating in a car, this time referring to the back left window seat.

Knife, if it isn't already taken.

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Knife

When you take a shit and it feels like someone is stabbing your asshole.

Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'

Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"

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