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Kobi

(NOUN: PERSON: FEMALE)
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.

(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide

(NOUN)
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****

(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobie

A wannabee Kobe Bryant who is actually a rat that lives on the streets and trys to skate but always fails. He also trys to jump over cars but just takes severe injuries in the process.

There is a horrible smelling Kobie in Mr. Yessak's 2nd period english class.

by Richard Velde May 9, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


kobi

big dicked man. with a shit friend called eliza (she has little titles and a big sex drive)

person 1- did you see that guy with the big willy and a small titted friend?!
person 2- yeah his name must be kobi

by clammyclamidia December 3, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobi

Kobi is cute short thick he like big dicks he funny and I love him that's my bestfreind ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๐Ÿ’ฏ

Kobi is bae

by Ramonadickhead January 3, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


KOBY

A stupid chink that has no life and plays a lot of fortnite with this weird nigga zandre and never gets off his ass

Dam ur such a fucking nigga koby

by The koby lover June 27, 2023

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


kobied

Referring to Kobe Bryant. When you have sex with a chick and then make her kiss your penis.

Man, we were both so wasted, I took her home and kobied her.

by hulaj November 21, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Koby metcalf

koby loves his toilet

rileigh- do you love me

koby metcalf - no i love my toilet more

by donkeydonkeydonkey123 July 30, 2021