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Tendency amongst bigots to show solidarity with a race/religious/ethnic group they normally despise when a member of that group is beating up on another minority the bigot hates even more. When one brand of racism trumps another.
Princess Leia only shows disdain for Wookiees throughout the Star Wars trilogy. "Get this big walking carpet out of my way!" "I'd sooner kiss a wookiee!" She even sneaks into Jabba's palace by selling off a handcuffed Chewie.
The only time she openly takes Chewbacca's side in anything is when Chewie is choking out Lando, the only black character of significance in the entire trilogy.
On Lockdown, the guards talked about how the nazi gang was allied with the mexican gang against the black gang. Whats up with that?
Lando Effect bro...Lando Effect.
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The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida
Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.
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Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).
1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.
2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.
3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.
Dude, I totally Lando Calrissianned Marissa the other day. Her dad was PISSED.
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After the Pierre effect we got the Lando effect. It’s named after the F1 driver Lando Norris. He usually wears beanies. The Lando effect it’s when the other drivers wears beanie.
A mathematical equation defining the properties necessary to sell out your friends, whilst looking devstatingly handsome throughout.
C3PO: Captain Solo! Captain Solo! I strongly advise against going to Cloud City... Lando Theorem indicates a strong possibility that it is a trap
Han Solo: Shut up Goldenrod!
One who is rather fat and obnoxious usually from the East Coast and closely resembles Lando Griffin from "Family Guy"
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