Interwanking

The practise masturbating whilst using the internet to browse pornographic materials. Applies to males and females.

That guy is a creep, always in front of the computer, interwanking....

pokeyourmum

During the act of sexual intercourse with a friend's mother, you make her yell the name of a Pokemon character just before you ejaculate. The more mothers you have sex with, the more potential characters you can collect.

eg.

Timmy: ugh, ugh....Im gonna cum Mrs Jensen....

Mrs Jensen: PIIKAAACHUUUU!!!

Timmy: I love Pokeyourmum! Gotta Catch 'Em All !!

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Vaginatronics

The use of computer animation to create storyboard sequences for vaginal close-ups in pornographic movies.

eg. The Oscar for best Vaginatronics goes to Industrial Muff & Magic for the groundbreaking use of Vaginatronics in the creation of the 'Schlong Wars' Trilogy

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Mufftronics

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina

eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?

Defganked

Believing you have invented a unique word or phrase, and later finding it has already been thought of - with the exact same definition.

eg. I thought of this cool word today. When I went to put it on Urban Dictionary, I noticed I had been defganked.

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Catch Twenty-Poo

When you are caught in the difficult situation of wanting to do a fart, but not being entirely sure that you may crap your pants first.

Gatsby lent over and said,
"check this fart out old sport!"

Soon after a squelching sound emanted from his backside, accompanied by a terrible smell and a look of horror on Gatsby's face.

"Looks like you played Catch Twenty-Poo and lost my dear fellow" I chuckled.

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Armstronging

An emotional phenomenon involving a cycle

eg. Don't go anywhere near her today man, she's Armstronging!

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