Mufftronics

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina

eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?

pokeyourmum

During the act of sexual intercourse with a friend's mother, you make her yell the name of a Pokemon character just before you ejaculate. The more mothers you have sex with, the more potential characters you can collect.

eg.

Timmy: ugh, ugh....Im gonna cum Mrs Jensen....

Mrs Jensen: PIIKAAACHUUUU!!!

Timmy: I love Pokeyourmum! Gotta Catch 'Em All !!

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Interwanking

The practise masturbating whilst using the internet to browse pornographic materials. Applies to males and females.

That guy is a creep, always in front of the computer, interwanking....

Vaginatronics

The use of computer animation to create storyboard sequences for vaginal close-ups in pornographic movies.

eg. The Oscar for best Vaginatronics goes to Industrial Muff & Magic for the groundbreaking use of Vaginatronics in the creation of the 'Schlong Wars' Trilogy

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Catch Twenty-Poo

When you are caught in the difficult situation of wanting to do a fart, but not being entirely sure that you may crap your pants first.

Gatsby lent over and said,
"check this fart out old sport!"

Soon after a squelching sound emanted from his backside, accompanied by a terrible smell and a look of horror on Gatsby's face.

"Looks like you played Catch Twenty-Poo and lost my dear fellow" I chuckled.

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Defganked

Believing you have invented a unique word or phrase, and later finding it has already been thought of - with the exact same definition.

eg. I thought of this cool word today. When I went to put it on Urban Dictionary, I noticed I had been defganked.

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Armstronging

An emotional phenomenon involving a cycle

eg. Don't go anywhere near her today man, she's Armstronging!

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