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The mass as celebrated by Latin rite Roman Catholics till ~1962 when the mass was reformed to what is called the 'ordinary form'. The (traditional) latin mass is sometimes called the Tridentine mass. The mass is in latin, mostly inaudible to the attenders, the priest faces away from the people, much more solemn and ritualistic. Now it tends to be an SSPX or RadTrad fixation who are ultra-conservative and ultra-traditional. Despite that there is some actual Roman Catholic usage, and increasing usage like with the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Peter, but it remains the 'extraordinary form'.
Person 1: The Latin Mass is very beautiful and solemn.
Person 2: But I couldn't hear the Priest at all. Also I was at the back so I couldn't even see what was going on.
Person 3: The new mass focuses on community and participation, like the early church, maybe the new mass doesn't have the solemness and beauty of the former but we can keep working on it.
RadTrad: You ALL don't even have the real mass anymore, you aren't real Catholics, the Pope is an imposter, and you all should be afraid because Jesus came to dispense justice just like the movie "Judge Dredd" (1995)
Person 1, 2, 3: You need help RadTrad.
When a Spanish man sticks a ghost pepper up your butt hole
Latin fire is the best experience, everyone should try it
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Wowza! A type of interwebs lingo 52 year olds use to relate to the kiddos!! XD¡ Commonly uses numbers as words and way too much slang.
(Bob) “How do u do MikeMan!? xd”
(Michael) “My name is not MikeMan..”
(Bob) “Want 2 grab sum epic gamer fuel and play Crsh Bandicut w/ the ppls?! xd I got the Mountain Dew and Doritos!” Rawr >:3!
(Michael) “The ambulance is on their way, you are in the late stages of cancer due to speaking Trend Latin. Stay calm!”
(Doctor) “Nah fam I can’t du anything 2 hlp him. He do be kinda cancerous doe.”
(Michael) “Not you too!”
(FUH-kin-LAT-n)
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Conversational language in which almost every other word is "fuckin". Theorized to be primarily used by those that have less than 4 brain cells knocking around in their huge melon noggin. Some speakers learn a new language out of necessity as proper English remains out of their grasp.
An example of fuckin-latin in use: "Fuckiiin, I fuckin went to the fuckin store and fuckin they didn't fuckin have my fuckin mini-condoms."
An occasionally crappy, but sometimes beast place for nerds to chill with other nerds and talk about the excitement of latin. The only other reason anyone would ever be in the club is if they are too weak to stand up to Mr. Lehmann's power of persuasion, which has 100% chance of taking over all choices you ever make. The nerds are split into categories, some of which are lame-ass, like all the Greek categories, and some of which are bad-ass, like Latin Lit. & Reading Comp. But it can also be a waste of time if you just wanna be fly and hang out in the playground held by the alternative school-kids, beacuse as soon as you join the club, not going to a single meeting can ruin your standing with the Lehmanator. But even if you think you are all that and a bag of chips, and that you can withstand the hour-long meeting, beware of the Chu-nouncements, normally about three announcements max but said in intervals of 15-40 minutes. And then, you must survive your annoying category brotheren, doomed to spend almost an eternity with them, like riding a never-ending busride with them to Dallas or sharing a hotelroom with them. And besides the fact that you are assigned homework and have to turn in a notebook to be read by Latin "Officers" and to be graded and used as blackmail against you, Latin Club is not all that bad. Sometimes.
Latin Officer: "Hey I didnt see you at the latin club last wednesday."
Latin n00b: "hells yah, i was chillin' with ashley out by the alternative school smoking pot. nah bruh, we aint smoking shit, but we were quite chill."
Latin Officer: "This is going on your Latin perma-record. Soon you will be socially rejected by all in latin club!"
Latin n00b: "not if i give 'em pot."
Latin Officer: "Well.... you'll still only get a 2 on your latin notebook for this week."
Latin n00b: "shit man! i'll be socially rejected by all in latin club!"
Latin Officer: "Don't let it happen again!"
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Juvenile "code" language created by the rearrangement of sounds in a word such that the first sound is moved to the end and "ay" is added. In the case of a vowel as the first sound, "ay" is simply added, with an hyphen if necessary.
"I am able to speak Pig Latin!" -->
"I-ay amay able-ay ootay eakspay Igpay Atinlay"
"Bob was transported to Vietnam." -->
"Ob-bay asway ansportedtray ootay Ietnamvay."
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Dog latin - Dog Latin or cod Latin is a phrase or jargon that imitates Latin,often by "translating" English words (or those of other languages) into Latin by conjugating or declining them as if they were Latin words. Dog Latin is usually a humorous device mocking scholarly seriousness. It can also mean a poor-quality attempt at writing genuine Latin.
Also see cockney rhyme slang
Example, apples and pears = stairs
Army & navy = gravey
Bubble & Squeek = Greek
Brown bread = dead
Trouble and strife = wife
Boat race = face
Baked bean = queen
Bottle & stopper = copper
On the floor = poor
Oily rag = fag ( cigarette)
Septic tank = yank
Unlike the similarly-named language game Pig Latin (a form of spoken code popular among young children), Dog Latin is more of a humorous device for invoking scholarly seriousness, especially when creatively used in nomenclature and naming convention
Dog Latin" is a term often used for phrases that sound like Latin, but are more or less garbled English phrases. Some examples: "Illegitimi non carborundum" = Don't let the bastards wear you down. "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - When All Else Fails, Play Dead.
Pig latin example - Ixnay on the upidstay = to warn him to stop calling the target stupid because they are right behind them.
Pig Latin is a language game or argot in which words in English are altered, usually by adding a fabricated suffix or by moving the onset or initial consonant or consonant cluster of a word to the end of the word and adding a vocalic syllable to create such a suffix. For example, Wikipedia would become Ikipediaway.
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If a word starts with a consonant and a vowel, put the first letter of the word at the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with two consonants move the two consonants to the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with a vowel add the word "way" at the end of the word.