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trimming up the "private" areas
I saw Julie at the pool today, she looked good, but needs to do some lawn care before she wears that bikini again.
backing up into someones yard with your car, and proceeding to "peel out" leaving deep tire tracks across their lawn.
check out all this grass that's under my fender from lawn jobbing that assholes yard last night.
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An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.
"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."
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n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.
"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"
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A smallish town located in Bergen County New Jersey. Where there are more temples than houses. Home of the Fair Lawn Cutters, who haven't won a football game since 1703..B.C. Though most might mistake it as a golf course at times,no, our grass is not that nice. And where everyone knows if Martin Luther King and Christopher Colombus were Jewish, we might actually have those holidays off. A place where orange is not only a color, but a skin tone as well. Lets not forget, where you can hang out in the parking lot of CVS and be cool.
Every city in America didn't have school on Christmas, except for Fair Lawn.
As the opposing team against Fair lawn had 2 and a half players, they still won 112 to 4.
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Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.
Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.
I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.