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(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."
"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."
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The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.
Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.
A fairly attractive woman, hidden behind glasses and a conservative appearance, who unleashed you know is just a dirty, naughty freak!
Rick;
Well, look at that dirty librarian over there!
Dave;
Haaaa! That sounds like a sex move! I call it!
Glen the librarian is somebody who will give you fines and beat the shit out of you.
Glen the librarian kicks the kid who didn't pay his fine and beats him.
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This is an ode to all the people who give the first impression of being a librarian. In the work setting they are timid, quiet, going straight to their desk to start the day then immediately leave without saying hi to anyone.
Then, finally you convince them to go out for some drinks and the true OG comes out. They become the life of the party, school you on what drinks to order, and generally be fun all around while keeping it real.
We thought she was the quiet type but now that we've gotten to know her better over some drinks that girl was a real Librarian O.G.
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A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.
Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.
These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.
On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing
Rules Librarian rolls dice...
GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"
Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"
GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"
Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"
(other players groan)
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When someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a shit in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. A real asshole maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga pulled a Stanky Librarian."
"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
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