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When one has sexual fantasies about books. During the day.
I'm gonna get dirty with 'Religion in Contemporary Japan.' You're librarianism is off the charts.
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Criminally underrated horror youtuber. Need I say more?
It's ashame how The Librarian's videos barely average past 100k views.
Information Master
One to be worshiped
Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.
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A librarian is a person who is trained to help you find whatever information you might be looking for. Many people have an outdated stereotype of a librarian as an unmarried middle-aged woman who only cares about keeping kids away from her dusty old books. The truth, however, is that librarians come in all shapes, sizes, genders and ages; more important, librarians today are trained in Web design, online research (believe it or not, there's far more out there besides Google and Wikipedia), networking, and the latest Web 2.0 technologies. Books are still a huge part of the job, but librarians these days know far more about technology than most people, and are taught exactly how to use it to help you find what you need.
"The teacher loved my essay about World War I, but I would never have found all that stuff about it if I hadn't asked the librarian for help."
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well-minded angels with little street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter, aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.
The librarian smiled politely and said to the crazy patron, "I'm sorry Sir, but I can't help you print your email from hyperspace."
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Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality
Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.
WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass
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Technically, the term "librarian" refers to an individual who has obtained a Master's Degree in Library Science or Information Science, but is increasingly used to refer to any of a number of professionals and para-professionals employed in a library. The main function of a librarian is to connect individuals (patrons or customers) with information and entertainment, whether found in print, audio, video, or other (i.e. online) formats.
The librarian used the computer catalog to help Susie find a book about flesh-eating plants.
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