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Getting unexpectedly hit in the back of the head
Mike got lincolned by a Frisbee.
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Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.
Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.
Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.
Somewhere in NYC
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.
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v. To uncontrollably throw up all over oneself, one's friends, and one's surroundings, suddenly and without warning.
Fred was looking a bit sick, so his friends told him,
"Don't you dare lincoln on me!"
Unfortunately, it was too late for Fred, and he lincolned all over the carpet.
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lincoln is really aewsome even tho he should be studying
lincoln is cool
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The beautiful act Titty fucking a girl and shooting cum onto her chin so it looks like she has Abe's beard.
Guy 1 " So how was that first date last night?"
Guy 2 "Great! I gave her the good old Lincolnator!"
Guy 1 "Aw dude that's tight!"
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A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.
James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”
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