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A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.
James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”
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Lincoln is a sweet, romantic, hot guy that will do anything to make you laugh. He may seem stupid on the outside but on the inside he is actually smart. He likes video games, and he is good at them. He likes sports too and is very athletic. Night or day, he will be nice to you. He will comfort you, and do everything he can to make people happy and laughing. If you know a Lincoln,(ladies) then I would hang on to him. He is guy that has many friends, and always can get a girl.
Girl: OMG!!! There's Lincoln! He's so hot!!!!
Girl2:I know right? I should date him!
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A Lincoln is an amazing guy. He is a very sweet and handsome person. On the outside he may sound or act goofy but on the inside, he’s really smart and kind. He makes your world better with funny references and he’ll listen to you if you just want to rant about something. If any lady can find themselves a Lincoln, they’re gonna be the luckiest lady alive
Girl #1: did you hear about that new kid Lincoln?
Girl #2: yeah! I heard he’s really sweet
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A guy you will fall in love with he may be mean sometimes but on the in side he is a wonderful person. Lincoln loves to play videogames but he may rage a lot while playing them. He is a wonderful friend and will keep your secrets safe.
Look at Lincoln he just got a win. Lincoln gets all the ladies
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The coolest person alive, if you ever see him you'll explode. He also has more friends than chuck norris.
Your walking down the street and you explode because the person (obviously a lincoln) walking next to you is so awesome.
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A cumshot to the back of the head.
I was hitting it from behind,then I gave her The Lincoln.
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