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When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
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1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.
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you drop trow, take a dump on your girls tits, and titfuck her with the shit
man, last night, i north carolina lincoln logged this chick i met at the club
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It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes
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When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.
When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.
1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.
Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house
I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!