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Typically referred to as Listener-San, AaSiMaR Listener is the name for whoever is being talked to in an ASMR roleplay. They are generally portrayed as an extremely kind person to the point it leaves many people baffled by their existence. They are often shown passive enough to strike up conversation with a stranger who woke them up sneaking into their house like they were invited, accepting enough to not question the existence of any sort of supernatural creature for more than 10 seconds, naïve enough to accept an engagement from someone they just met, to give a few examples. There are many instances of them seeing normally invisible beings like ghosts and they rarely are shown to be incapable of such.
Youtube comments on a video where AaSiMaR Listener found a strange book:
Commenter: How the heck did this guy manage to accidently summon a succubus and then make her fall in love within 15 minutes?!
Reply: That's just Listener-San for ya.
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Easy listening is a light or popular musical compositions, usually having a prominent melody and a quiet or blended arrangement.
Hey, have you ever listen to Micheal Bublé. Well, he usually makes Easy Listening music to soothe your virgin ears and he's really good at it.
Cherry picking only what you want to hear, ignoring the rest like a narcissistic douchebag.
Sally told Jim she wanted to break up with him but they could still have dinner on his birthday and Christmas but all Jim heard was they can still have dinner. He's selective listening, he thinks they're still
dating!
Code word for "masturbating". Best used to ask someone who doesn't know what it means to get a funny answer.
Person: do you listen in class?
Unsuspecting victim: why yes, i listen in class everyday, especially to Mr. Herpderp.
What you say to your girl. When one of you goes the the others house. Saying " What movie should we listen to?" mean that person has plans to something else (kissing, sex and other acts, etc) while the movie is playing.
Jim: " ya so me don't ask me what happens in Rogue One . Karen and I just listened to the movie (Listen to a movie) on our date."
Anthony: "Duuuuuude. You're sick."
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When one Scrobble more songs than is possible, given the maximum time that can be used to listen to music daily, to gain more respect from your last.fm friends.
F: Hey, dude, why do you play mp3's, even when you're not at home?
O: Oh, just to get a higher scrobble count on last.fm
F: You are a freaking Untrue Listener, you bastard!
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