reverse locomotive

a sexual act in which the erect male is seated in a chair and his female partner with as much speed and force as possible lowers herself onto the turgid shaft, resulting in immediate penetration to the hilt of the male's penis into her vagina.

When Jenny gave me a reverse locomotive last night, she nearly broke my dick in half!

locomotive

That being the sounds of someone being finger blasted at increasing speeds, with their wetness or lubricate orifice, that the sloshing sounds, sound like a locomotive/train pulling off from stationary. only for them to howl out in a staggered manner of breathlessness to mimic the sound of a locomotive/train horn.

She explained to her friends that she felt like a 'locomotive' after the fast paced finger blast

Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner leans over the toilet with her ass facing you. You initiate Anal intercourse just like the standard missionary position except she will start to urinate into the toilet as you go in her ass.

Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Nice!"

Rusty Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner (unlike the regular Leaky Locomotive hangs on your shoulders facing you. As you Initiate vaginal intercourse your female partner takes a dump in the toilet.
*Warning* This can get very dirty.

Rusty Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Rusty Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Woah!"

Steam Locomotive

The Genesis of The modern world, the greatest invention of humanity

The superior form of railway traction, originally invented in the dawn of the industrial revolution.
The backbone to the modern world, the spine of society, connecting the world like a snake, with both elegance and sheer power, turning heads as they glide through the countryside, shuddering the valley in their wake.

As the steam locomotive passed, heads turned in wonder, its lovingly familiar sounds unlocking a long forgotten memory

Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath

Latvian Locomotive

You start with a dutch rudder then just add more dudes for the Latvian Locomotive. You can have an endless number of dudes and dicks.

A friend and I were doing a dutch rudder when another friend decided he needed in on it. So we formed a Latvian Locomotive.