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something women do when you're fucking them.
Her Diary :-
He was a bit quiet and withdrawn this evening, even when we went to bed he said nothing. I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair, after a while w were making love before drifting off to sleep.
His Diary :-
Fucking gutted, England lost, got a shag though
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Something your girlfriend is doing when you're shagging her.
Linda: Me and Jeff were making love all last night.
Jeff: Me and Linda were up all night at it like rabbits.
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It’s fucking. Call it whatever you want. Fuckin, bangin, railing, you can call it “Makin a Grilled Cheese Sandwich” if you want as long as he gets to go “awwwww FUCK” at the end of it.
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what women do whilst guys fuck them.
girl: i love you so much, let's make love
guy: ....word
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Something a woman does while a man fucks her.
Woman to girlfriend -
Woman: We were making love last night it was so nice.
Man to bud -
Man: Dude I got laid. High five!
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A phrase of ambiguous import, known only to the female of the species. Males have an entirely different understanding of the same even.
Paula: It was so romantic: we walked on the beach, sipped wine, and when we got back to his place, Barry Manilow was playing softly. He wasn't in a hurry or anything and before long we were making love.
Paul: Jesus, it took for ever; cost me some cheap wine and a goddamn faggot Barry Manlow CD, but we finally got to pound pee holes before the playoffs!
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