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The lucifer is in a sense a sex move where the two or more parties involved get naked together but then take no sexual action e.g fingering, oral or sex. One of the greatest sexual sins.
Hey man, geaorge pulled a lucifer last night,what a loser.
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Lucifer, a once arch angel, who was by historical reference called - "Light Bearer." Because of his jealously of god, got cast out of heaven for treason. 1/3 of all angels followed him, and he is a convincing figure. This 1/3 of damned angels actually act on their own volition, but follow Lucifer's beliefs, total chaos. Lucifer, one of the highest angels, fled to earth because he wished to kill jesus 3 times, but failed. He still awaits for judgment day where he will again fail to defeat the pious and faithful, but he will still try.
Lucifer does not wish to be seen, he enjoys people not believing in him, thus the greatest trick he ever pulled.
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Lucifered: When you smoke pot and your eyes become as red as the devil's (Lucifer) dick.
Man that blunt got me so Lucifered, my eyes are as red as the devils dick.
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was just a name which has over centuries been twisted into "the devil.satan "and any bad things that exist today.read your history!
i will name my son lucifer because it sounds nice and the real historys meaning is beautiful
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To complete some manner of mind numbingly boring administrative task as quickly as possible.
Lucification complete.
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1. An increadably sexy guy (proven in the movie "constantine").
2. The ultimate fear of all christians because lucifer is just too free and sexy for them
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average person's soft wyrm: DAMN lucifer makes me hard.. do i get any bats now?
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christian's soft wyrm: AHH! I'M BEING BENT DOWNWARDS! SAVE ME, LUCIFER, OR THE PRIEST WILL BREAK ME!!
Lucifer: *gently grabs soft wyrm which soon becomes hard wyrm as it becomes free, with the oppressing hand of the christian falling to the floor, cut off* Its ok.. the traitors of humanity cannot hurt you anymore...
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