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The sociological equivalent of “Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid”—the unspoken observation about two neighboring frenemies, who are afraid of losing out and who are afraid of dying.
The foreign publisher is consulting its lawyers on whether the Singapore government might ban the sale of “Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi,” which pokes fun at the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Singaporeans and Malaysians.
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A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.
Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"
Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"
A confused individual who is fat, yellow, ugly and dresses in Ecko Jeans and Kiss T-shirts; while criticizing others for dressing properly. Listens to rap while criticizing others for listening to bluegrass and ambient music. No sense of style or music, and spends all his time on the world wide web; and has ZERO ATTENTION SPAN. Behaves like a high school kid and dresses like one too. HABITUALLY CREATES GOSSIP ABOUT HIS ENEMIES AND MAKES FAKE DEFINITIONS FOR HIS ENEMIES NAMES on urban dicitonary. For the record, the guy calls his father Rudolph - very disrespectful. And Frandly was the former first name of Joseph Frandly Cornet, he just changed his first name in the 1990s.
Jimmy: Hey Tyrone! You know that Malaysian Homosexual creating fake definitions for people on Urban Dictionary?
Asher: Yeah! We're going to beat the shit out of him.
Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated
"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"
When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.
When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.
Country where cyberbully is being enjoyed by the Malaysian and they are proud to be one of the top country that do cyberbully. Freedom of speech is not allowed if your opinion doesn't reflect the majority. They do not tolerate different opinion and only live with one side opinion. Malaysian prefer to be as third world mentality. The politician also practices bribing, and they fought like a circus in parliament, same like the folk, which they fought in social media. They bash the government without realising they are the same. Like politician, like folk. If you found comments such as "Malaysia hadir", please delete it.
John : Malaysian are nice!
Ana : No, they are pretentious without realising their country is being jeered by others.
John : Why do you say so?
Ana : Malaysian do not realise they are being manipulated.
Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina
"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"
"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"
"Nice"