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A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.
Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!
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Medical / Verb ~ when a male individual from the same ethnic denomination places their thumbs together extending the lesser fingers laterally in an effort to denote waist and buttock ratios in the opposite sex where body fat is of concern.
Her ass fits perfectly per my ass measuring measurements.
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The length of a man's pleasure center; i.e. penis.
Did you hear about Mark's pleasure measure? It's absolutely huge!
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A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.
“That person never gives up! He must be a measuring tape”
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When asking someone if they "measure up", you are asking them if they have a large penis greater than their country's average size.
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A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.
Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?
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A varying unit of measurement relative to the Length and Diameter of the Professor's Penis.
He's got a Justice meat horse; Justice Measurement.
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