merp

A word to say whenever you feel like it.

Person 1: *asks how you are feeling*
Person 2: "just...merp"

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merp

a cute, awkward sound that makes people look at you funny when you say it, but in a good way. it makes you feel good.

Joe: Merp! (high pitched voice)
Joey: What the?
Joe:Merp!
Joey: actually, that was cute!

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merp

a simple word with many uses. It can either mean something good or bad when used in the context of a sentence.

"I love you so much, you are so merpy"

"I am in such a bad mood, what a merp day"

"You are the love of my life"

"Merp!"

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merping

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

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merp

noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

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Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

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merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.

*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.

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