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America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.
Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.
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Aquaman's brother. He had the privilege of participating in the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, where he dominated in swimming.
"Hey, do you know who Michael Phelps is?"
"Yeah."
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The greatest Olympic Swimmer of all time with 8 gold medals in the 2008 Olympics, and 14 overall.
Michael Phelps won again? Can anyone beat him?
Michael Phelps kicks ass!!!
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douchebag
....possibly on steroids...
person 1: bro give me a dollar
person 2: no yoou dont need it
person 1: way to be a michael phelps....asshole..
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The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.
Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!
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The hottest man on the planet.
Have you seen that cute guy down the street?
Yeah, he looks like Michael Phelps!
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1. half man, half fish.
2. the cutest swimmer ever.
J: hey man did you see michael phelps get those 8 olympic medals?!
A: yeah man ! i wonder how he did it ?
J: it's obvious isn't it ? he's half man, half fish.
A: whatever, he's FINNNNNNE
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