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"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"
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a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.
Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins
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The area on a midget(or little person/dwarf)exposed when wearing a short shirt or low rise pants. Same as a regualr sized persons mid-riff but pint sized.
Jimmy "Dude, did you see Gidgets mad midge-riff in that outfit"
Cleetus "Yeah, I love seeing her little naval exposed"
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The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.
Sue: What are all these little flies around my head
Tom: There 'Midge Mites'
Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'
Tom: Run
When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.
Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.
I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.
a small, undersized, shrimp-like person or object, that is respected but scrubby.
Allie: Hey Claire! Look at my new bike!
Claire: Does that thing have training wheels?! Man, that's a Midge Nugg!
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When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.
Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.