Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

full midge

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.

Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins

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midge-riff

The area on a midget(or little person/dwarf)exposed when wearing a short shirt or low rise pants. Same as a regualr sized persons mid-riff but pint sized.

Jimmy "Dude, did you see Gidgets mad midge-riff in that outfit"

Cleetus "Yeah, I love seeing her little naval exposed"

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Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

midged eye

When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.

Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.

I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.

Midge Nugg

a small, undersized, shrimp-like person or object, that is respected but scrubby.

Allie: Hey Claire! Look at my new bike!

Claire: Does that thing have training wheels?! Man, that's a Midge Nugg!

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Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.