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Someone born from the Disney channel, Miley Cyrus sounds like a man with extremely drastic tone variation. Example, "i probably shouldn't SAYYY THIISSS, but at times i get so scared, when i think about the PREEEVIOUSSS"
Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
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1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...
God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...
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(my lee´sigh rus) verb 1. a woman who turns gay at the drop of a hat to get attention, usually in order to make headlines so she can sell more of her crap-ass music; 2. white hillbilly skank who does cultural misappropriation (i.e. twerking) to amp her coolness factor; 3. attention whore who tries to shock to get media attention
adj someone who possesses a raspy, mollied singing voice that sounds like sandpaper against your ass.
1. She was miley cyrusing tonight at the club since she was too fugly to attract a man. 2. Our cheerleaders tried to miley cyrus their dance routine to get attention from the horny boys in the bleachers. 3. Her miley cyrus singing made everybody run outside to puke.
Disposable seriously she has no talent why is she here
Miley cyrus sucks we don't need her
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A disney robot used to brainwash all kids to make the disney company rich.
Disney: MWUAHAHHAHA! Ladies and gentlemen meet our new invention Miley Cyrus!
Miley: NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK WORK IT!...
Kid: Mommy can I have Miley's new CD?
Mom: AGHHHHHH!! DAMN U MILEY CYRUS!!!
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That one Disney star - you know, the one with her own show named after a overused girl name and the underused state name? Yeah, well it seems she's moved on from being the role model of countless six year-old girls to being the role model of countless teens and pre-teens who really want to loose their virginity and develop some kind of exotic infection... You know, the usual celebrity stuff.
"Did you hear about Miley Cyrus's new album?"
"Yeah, I heard she rode a cast iron ball like there was no tomorrow!"
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