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Mitsubishi Lancer, A crappy 4 cylinder for people who wish they could have brought an evo, most likely to be owned by the elderly and off duty police.
Ohh shit my shitbox Mitsubishi Lancer broke down again, I knew I shoulda brought an evo
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A mom car.
I used to have a cool car but now I am driving my mom's Mitsubishi Diamante."
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A cheap Jap knock-off of the far superior Ford Mustang.
Look at that stupid wigger with his riced-out Mitsubishi Eclipse, what a retard
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A monster among cars, usually driven by the most hardcore of people. Also, the owners usually never see a set of taillights and see a lot of tits, ass, and females drooling. The driver of the car is usually a short, buff guy with a huge cock. Also they go by the name of Brandon.
1.Holy hell did you see that Mitsubishi 3000gt vr4 drive past?
2.(Female) hey can i suck your cock since you drive a Mitsubishi 3000gt vr4?
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the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.
V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.
*after race*
V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???
evo driver: we were racing?
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A type of 4x4 vehicle for those who wish they owned a much more manly vehicle. Such as a Nissan Patrol or even if they are more inclined to the transgender side; a Toyota Landcruiser
Wow I almost bought a Mitsubishi Pajero but then I remembered I had testicles.
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The scary Japanese electric car that for some reason ended in 2017 but looks like a 2002 Micro Station Wagon.
Mitsubishi Sales Man: Hey! Wanna take a test drive of the new Mitsubishi i-MiEV
Customer: Shut the fuck up I'd rather take my Eclipse Cross...
Mitsubishi Sales Man: Get out of my store.
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