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It is the ceremony that takes place when a person enters into "MacHood". They are no longer bound by PC, Windows, Android, etc. It is properly known as "Mac Mitzvah".
When one purchases a Mac and gets rid of any other type of computer he/she may own. They should have a party celebrating this. It would be known as a "Mac Mitzvah"
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1. A gay bar-mitzvah.
2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.
3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.
Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?
Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.
Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...
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a party that a black person has when they turn 13 because they are jealous of all their jewish friends.
Taylor, an African-American at my school, had a black mitzvah on her 13th birthday.
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When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.
Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!
The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.
Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!
A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom
“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”
Bar mitzvah - Noun- Smoking a ton of weed. First used by red in the pineapple express when he said to saul "bar mitzvah hit it up dude".
Yo i just had the biggest bar mitzvah last night, I could barley see when i woke up this morning.
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