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Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.
"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"
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Lemmy Kilmister is the bass player and lead vocalist from the NWOBHM (New Wave Of British Heavy Metal) band Motorhead. Lemmys Moustache/Sideburns, also knowen as "The Lemmy" is a well knowen trademark of his, and has become a legend itself, just like its owner.
There are 2 legends from the band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister, and his Moustache/Sideburns.
"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"
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1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.
In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.
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A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.
Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair
Uhmm... Dude... There is a moustache goblin dwelling in your face pubes...
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Rock 'n Roll music that can be found on a cassette tape in any Camero or Firebird. Bands include (but are not limited to): Billy Squier, AC/DC, Journey, Boston, etc.
I was making a mix tape of some of my favorite classic rock tracks from the late 70s and early 80s. When I got to the moustache rock songs my upper lip started to itch. When I looked in the mirror, I had magically grown a mullet and moustache, and was holding the keys to an '82 Trans Am.
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A violent and degrading two-stage domination duel between two consenting individuals or "strugglers". The goal is to force the opponent to submit by successfully completing both stages of the fight, thereby resolving some disagreement or dispute in favour of the winner. The strugglers are normally adults, male or female. Mixed struggling between a male and a female, while often disadvantageous for the female struggler due to differences in strength, is not uncommon.
The two stages are 1) the acquisition of the opponent's fecal matter by rectal finger insertion and 2) the smearing of the fecal matter on the upper lip of the opponent (the moustache).
There are no rules regarding physical conduct (save the completion of the two stages), but causing the death of the opponent is strongly discouraged. A struggler must first acquire fecal matter from the opponent by forcefully inserting a finger (usually the index finger) into the anus of the opponent. The sullied finger must then be applied to the upper lip of the opponent before the opponent does likewise.
An extension of the moustache struggle involves a group of strugglers (3 or more). A group moustache struggle is highly unpredictable because an opposing struggler may strike at any time. For example, if two strugglers are engaged in the final throes of stage two, a third struggler may sneak up unawares, perform a very fast insert-and-wipe maneuver, and usurp the match.
The group of campers agreed that sexual partners would be chosen by way of a moustache struggle that would begin at the lakeside the following midday.
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