The Emoji Movie

If you, by some miracle, are actually thinking of watching this school shooting of a "movie," please dial the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-555-9999. Watching it is, to say the least, an incredibly painful way to fucking die. And to those of you who have watched it, I wish you'd known how much you'd be missed before then.

The Emoji Movie makes the Holocaust look fucking hilarious.

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Bee movie

The Bible

Read the bee movie script every night

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indie movie

A movie produced by an independent studio, or an unheard-of writer/director; it tends to star actors you've never seen before. Indie movies commonly make you feel artistic or inspired after watching them... or, sometimes, just leave you feeling like you wasted an hour and a half of your time watching something that made absolutely no sense. Can also be referred to as an artsy movie.

"Hey, lets go to Blockbuster and rent some indie movies! I heard Wristcutters and The Chumscrubber were really good!"

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Sex Movies

A movie that shows a sex, masturbating, or orgasm scene. Rated R

Sex Movies are the best #nohomo

Bee Movie

This is a movie from 2007 by Jerry Seinfield, it also includes the world's most famous intro

Friend 1: Come on guys, we need a good intro for this school bee movie

Friend 2: Agh! I just got stung by a bee!

Friend 4: Damn, that must've hurt

Friend 5: How do bees fly anyways?

All Friends: According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

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The Lego Movie

A 5 star-movie by directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. The most amazing, awesome, and beautiful masterpiece that has ever graced the world of film. It has incredible special effects, a fantastic story, and such feelings at the end that it would bring a grown man to tears. Overall, "Awesome".

- "You see The Lego Movie?"
"Yeah! Such feelings..."

- "You have that song stuck in your head from The Lego Movie?"
"You mean "Everything is Awesome!!!"
"Now its stuck in my head! But I love it!"

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MAD Movie

A【MAD】Movie is a Japanese fan-made video, much like an anime music video (AMV). They are similar to Youtube Poop Music Videos but include more word splicing, other than pitch shifting. MAD can also describe the Japanese AMV community, although they can be anything from audio clips, edited pictures, to wholly original creations. MADs do not necessarily even need to be related to anime, though the more popular ones typically are.

MAD Movies can be divided into a number of subcategories such as:
Anime MAD
Unison MAD
Neta MAD

Keyboard Crusher MAD Movie
【MAD】【KBC】 Justice Of Keyboard 【Seiken no Crusher OP】
youtube.com/watch?v=0wcAVS3Vxlk

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