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1/3 Kahlua (Rum and Coffee Liqueur)
1/3 Smirnoff (Triple Distilled 100 Proof Vodka)
1/3 Starbucks (Vanilla Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink)
*Served Chilled or 2-3 Ice Cubes, Shaken or Stirred. Take care!
On Christmas Eve, I decided to have a Muddy Russian beverage.
Aka muddy boot- the darkened skin that radiates outward from the vagina at the center of a woman's inner thighs until the typical skin of the body is attained.
He had only gone down on girls with lily-white skin before Esmerelda, and was jarred by unexpected sight of a muddy bootprint. He descended into the dark abyss with trepidation.
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Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.
Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.
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Styrofoam cup filled with purple drank.
Keep that crys, pass me a muddy cup!
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An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.
Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.
The term derives from South India where nakhu is to lick and muddi is asshole. When combined with Latin, the pronunciation is muddis nakhis. Often used as an insult in terms of frustration or to represent “fuck you”, “suck my dick” , or "suck my ass" but instead “muddis nakhis”
Dude 1: Dude I banged your girl last night
Dude 2: Dude wtf. Imma beat yo muddi. Muddis nakhis.
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The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.
Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
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