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the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
Follows the same principles of narcissism except the person focuses on how incredibly terrible they are and any other negative qualities even if it's not true about themself
Filipa uses so much reverse narcissism. She keeps calling herself a mega whore and hedonist but she doesn't even want presents for her birthday.
A superiority complex: most commonly demonstrated by Kansas Jayhawks basketball fans
Most every Kansas Jayhawks basketball fan is a perfect example of flamboyant narcissism
Pathological (secondary) narcissism that is induced in adulthood by dysfunctional coping with celebrity, wealth, and fame.
The "victims" - billionaire tycoons, movie stars, renowned authors, politicians, and other authority figures - develop grandiose fantasies, lose their erstwhile ability to empathize, react with rage to slights, both real and imagined and, in general, act like textbook narcissists.
t is likely that ASN is merely an amplification of earlier narcissistic conduct, traits, style, and tendencies. Celebrities with ASN already had a narcissistic personality and have acquired it long before it "erupted". Being famous, powerful, or rich only "legitimized" and conferred immunity from social sanction on the unbridled manifestation of a pre-existing disorder. Indeed, narcissists tend to gravitate to professions and settings which guarantee fame, celebrity, power, and wealth.
- Did you see that singer's body language and mannerisms? I remember her when she embarked on her career only a year ago! She was so modest then!
- A case of Acquired Situational Narcissism, probably.
An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.
So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.
Excessive self-admiration and/or self-centeredness after imbibing several alcoholic beverages.
"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."
"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
Oh? You did a study to confirm the thing that I saw with my naked eye? And I was CORRECT AGAIN? Hohohohoho! I got them good brains baby! At a correlation of .6 no less!?
Hym "Hooooooooooo-MAN! Look at all this malignant narcissism I saw years before the most accomplished psychologist on the planet! Wow I must be some kind of genius! Great job me! Wooooooooo!"