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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
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Usually celebrated on either May 19th or November 3rd. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.
Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!
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On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties
Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie
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Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.
Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!
The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".
(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
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