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On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
national shorts day is on November 17
wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is
Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?