Jimmy The Navy Seal

He is vegan

OMG Hes such a Jimmy The Navy Seal

Former Navy SEAL

If you are one, you can't be wrong. Be sure to capitalize SEAL correctly.

"Of course I'm correct, I'm a former Navy SEAL."

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Navy Seals Accuracy

When you spray and pray and miss 15 shots but still manage to land 1 headshot and kill the other guy

15 MISSES
1 HIT

>NAVY SEALS ACCURACY

navy seal texting

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.

*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

Navy SEAL master chief

the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.

: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.

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Navy Seal Team 6

The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!

Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!

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navy seal stash

The act of packing a bowl just enough to take one good toke,toking up,and holdind the weed smoke in until you have taken your bolw apart and placed it in a clever stash spot.

The navy seal stash is a good exercise that keeps me on point so the pigs dont bust my bowl, and stash of nugs.

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