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The politically correct way to say Nigger Please
Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"
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When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.
Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!
a crude way of saying having sex; referring to the volume of the moans and groans coming
When she started going down on me, I knew we would soon be waking the neighbors.
A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.
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A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.
ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",
FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".
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Two neighbors who are having a sexually and romantic fling.
We're Intimate Neighbors Amanda! Shall we eat out or shall I eat you out Amanda?
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a black or colored man who lives next door to you.
"That music is really loud, must be our Nigger-Neighbors"
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