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background info: we've all heard there are other fishes in the sea. i've decided to name one of those types of fishes.
Noun. a male with a small member. nemo has a small fin that doesnt work very well..so that characteristic can be applied as well.
don't fuck him he's a nemo. =)
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Also known as
“Nemo”
“Nemoing”
When you reach 1st base to a “children’s movie”
So what did you guys do last night?
We did nemoed all night man
a joke or other informative nugget circulated ad nauseum via email, usually by someone unaware the recipients of their email have seen the entry many many times
named after the 'Found Nemo' parody image of the Pixar-Disney movie "Finding Nemo", in which the main fish character has been Photoshopped into a sushi platter
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The act of dipping the male genitalia into a fish tank, then proceeding to get the genitalia stuck in the water filter.
Last night I did a nemo and had to go to the hospital.
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A word used to describe nude emos and amateur girls who post n00ds on the internets.
*nude + emo = nemo
Nick: Dude, look at this super hot .rar full of nemos!
Ron: Nicee!
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The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!
Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!
Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.
Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.
Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!
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What is often heard in Sushi bars and Jap resturants upon recieving your appetizer!
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