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Uranic: Uranic is when you are attracted to Non-binaries, and/or non-females. Any gender can be Uranic, but it's normally used for 'men' or masculine presenting (or just in general) other non-binaries.
Neptunic: Neptunic is when you are attracted to non-binaries, and/or non-men. Any gender can be Neptunic, but it is normally used for 'women' or feminine presenting (or in general) other non-binaries.
Uranic
A: Hey, I like men and non-binaries...what does that mean?
B: That means you're Uranic! Coming from your gender (Male presenting) that would make you Uranic.
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Neptunic
A: So, I like women, and non-binaries...what does that mean exactly?
B: Well, you're a female/female presenting, so that makes you Neptunic!
Uranic/Neptunic
While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.
Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss
We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.
A version of Microsoft Windows that was do to arrive at the same time as windows 2000, but never made it past the second beta. It was supposed to be a home version of windows 2000, but was cancelled by Microsoft, and later merged with Windows XP.
I can't believe Windows Neptune got cancelled, looks like it's time for 98 again.
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One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.
And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
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A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.
I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.
This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.
Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.
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When you wake up in the morning and find your big toe lodged in your significant other's asshole.
I really wish I would have trimmed the nail on my big toe because the neptune nugget I gave Sandy last night caused rectal bleeding.
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