A newspaper is a rich man's blog
We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink
another word for fire lighting material
He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him
A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."