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Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog

We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink

by Option 22 May 22, 2020


free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003


How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 December 1, 2015