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your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*
jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"
phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"
jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"
phil: "i love you, man!"
jack: "i love you too, bro!"
*off the phone*
tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"
jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"
tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
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adj. Used to describe someone who is homosexual and has the desire to experiment with the opposite sex. The state of mind could be a graduial decline or a heriditary trait. Most people find their true inner sexual desire during their years at college, where they might decide to dabble with members of the other sex.
After beginning to dabble with manhunt.net Andy soon realized that his orientation needed to be changed to hetero-curious.
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A sexuality where you would not have sexual or romantic relationships with someone of the same sex but you can still be attracted to people of the same sex.
Cheryl: Hey, look at that guy, you should totally go out with him, you are bi after all.
Adam: He is hot, but I'm only bi-hetero.
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The ability to make any lgbtq+ person go out with you regardless of gender
John: Did you see zach went out with that asian chick last week?
Adam: No? I thought she was lesbian.
John: She is, zach just has the hetero touch.
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Having great confidence in your heterosexuality while being in stereotypical homosexual situations
responding after getting picked on by my buddies at the bar for going to a Jewel Concert in a pink button-up shirt: "you're just jealous you are not as Hetero-sure as I am!"
Similar to no homo, but works for the opposite gender. Used to compliment someone's look in a way that it is sure that the comment is not to suggest sexual interest in them. Use No Hetero™ when you want to compliment a person of opposite gender who is looking great, in a sure what that you do not imply having a crush on them. Just insert No Hetero™ in the sentence to enhance your compliment in a way that it drags no awkwardness behind as a consequence of misunderstanding.
1 - Proper example
Informed complimenter: hey X those shoes look great on you, No Hetero™ though
Receiver: thank you, I appreciate that you like them without wanting to slip it in on this table right here
2 - Incorrect use (sexual use distorts effect)
Complimenter: woah bae fuckable face, No Hetero™
Receiver: I shall now deem you a creep
A primarily straight human being who occasionally enjoys sexual engagement with the same sex with only playfulness in mind. No future commitment or expectations involved. i.e. Drunk and horny.
I'm not bisexual, I'm "hetero-flexible".
"We're all gay when the right guy is not around"
"My hetero-flexibility is gauged by how drunk I am and how hot he/she is"
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