Romanian sizzler

The sexual act of setting alight a firework, and releasing it into your partner’s anal cavity. It will then combust, tearing apart their insides, leading to great pleasure. Great fun for the whole family

“Me and grandma just tried out the Romanian sizzler”

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Romanian Sexual

If you're Romanian Sexual, you're attracted to peoples pockets and wallets

Yo, im Romanian Sexual which means im gonna steal that mans wallet, it looks so sexy.

Romanian Aquarium

When you stand on your knees looking up, and get your mouth filled with piss, cum, or in some cases, extremely loose diarrhea. Occasionally, a mixture may be used, often including alcohol. After your mouth is completely filled, you put small fish into the liquid, creating an aquarium.

Me and my friends were bored, so we created a Romanian Aquarium. I accidentally managed to swallow it after a while.

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The Romanian Toenail

When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.

Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!

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Romanian Shoebox

When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.

Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.

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Romanian Handshake

10 american "dudes" sucking 1 big romanian cock

Bob and his friends are sucking Mihai`s cock...they are giveing him a Romanian Handshake

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Romanian Lay

When a tile installer only installs the tiles which require no cuts or other work to fit. This generally includes open floor areas and wall areas away from other walls, fixtures, drains and objects where the tiles need to be cut. The worker quickly installs these easy tiles and then attempts to convince the boss, customer or job site supervisor they have accomplished a great deal of work and require some form of upfront pay. They then leave the job site with this money and never return to complete the difficult part of the job.

Job site super> Did Alex finish the tiles in the bathroom?
worker> Nope, that bastard did the Romanian lay!
Job site super> I knew we should have paid him after he finished

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