I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.
Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.
A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen
Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright
the skin flap that hangs over your asshole
1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot
1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.
Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.
Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.