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Since boys can slap girls asses in October the girls can grab the boys dick in December. Good luck boys!
Girl1: I grabbed jakes dick!
Girl 2: why that’s so bad
Girl 1: no it’s not it’s grab dick December!
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If you have contact with a dick, show no mercy.
Person 1: Take it slow bae
Person 2: Hell no bitch it's destroy dick December
Destroy dick December is the true December after waiting all month of November u can finally destroy your dick to your full potential
Hey bro how’s your destroy dick December going
immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december
Rules:
- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)
- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes
- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock
- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock
Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!
A test for only the manliest men
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it
If you failed no nut november here is some redemption, However there are no free coupons and there are no wet Dreamz allowed
Josh: “yo kyle did you fail no not November
Kyle: “ ye why”
Josh “ well now instead of doing destroy dick December you can do deny dick December”
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For those who failed NO NUT NOVEMBER and wants to give it another attempt for the most amazing load on NEW YEARS
"Im gonna try "don't dick December" since my weak ass failed "No Nut November"
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