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When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.
Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"
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A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he won't cause the women know he a simp).
Dude 1: Dawg that boy Christopher is a complete simp, look at that nigga over there with Sue tryna get pussy
Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real.
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Verb version of “simp”
To be “in your feelings”
Feeling emotional in a gloomy sense, usually about unrequited love.
Before becoming very common slang it was more often used to describe heterosexual men “simping” over a woman. More widely used now.
I’m kinda simping right now, maybe we can hang out tomorrow.
How do I stop simping?
I’ve been simping for weeks bruh, she said I look like Tupac.
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Stands for “Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy/Penis.” Also the synonym of PIMP. Now used as slang for treating a woman to well, especially one that doesn’t like you back.
Micheal: Buys Chloe a Gucci purse and a new car*
Chloe: Thanks you so much bro
Thomas: What a fucking SIMP!
In this case Micheal is a big simp
simp is when you will do anything to have sex with a girl
a sad cunt that pays for only fans
can't believe jarred pays for that chicks only fans, what a simp.
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Noun.
A person who has been rejected but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.
(Not to be confused with someone who has yet to confess their feelings or someone who is currently in the friendzone.)
Verb.
An admirable attempt to find peace in the face of unrequited love by choosing to be happy with the relationship that you have instead of staying in the friendzone and sulking about wanting more.
Ex. 1
Guy 1: I heard he was rejected by way of friendzone.
Guy 2: Nah, he's done being in the friendzone; decided to be a simp instead.
Guy 1: Simpin ain't easy...
Ex. 2
Girl 1: Look at how much I simp for her...
Girl 2: How can you be a simp? They don't even know you like them like that!
Girl 1: *Shhhhhh*
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